Tuesday, March 2, 2010

My new sci fi story:

This has to be a part of some sci-fi novel. Only I don't  know how to find some story where I can fit this page.

[I am in the battle-field fighting these aliens who try to take over the galaxy. My girlfriend, a hero herself, is beside me. I lay wounded on the battlefield, about to leave my current human body. One more body lost, and I must wait a whole day before I get my new and improved body. Damn it, seems my girlfriend will lose her body too. It is so inconvenient to transport ready-made bodies from my home planet to such a distant place. Somehow, even with all these advances in technology including the ability to expand consciousness in to more than one disconnected units, it seems that sexual reproduction is the most energy efficient means of procreating. Millions of years of evolution definitely seems to outperform technology. Of course, our consciousness always dwells in to the substandard super computers. The earliest species of homo-sapiens had to use external interfaces and complex programming to these machines. Machines were then dumb and had no will of their own. They required precise instructions in the form of programs to solve complex problems. Their computational power was thus limited by Turing's theorems. Then there was the brilliant scientist Theodore Muski who came up with the concept of embedded quantum consciousness that enables a human to live inside a machine as though the machine were his body. (As is always the case with humanity, people assumed Muski was a ghost. They were scared of his invention, so they decided to hang him. When has any human ever respected great inventions? It took a few centuries before the Quantum consciousness Integrator was reinvented and adopted more widely.) Of course, the human brain with its specialized circuitry uses only 20 times the energy required to make a computation. Even the best computer of those days  used 1000 times the thermodynamic requirements. Thus even though there is this promise of continued life after death in a computerized body, the limitations of feeling and the dependence on logic mostly forced through the non-flexible inefficient computations of the machines made the humans feel so non-human. Their will would then be easily be over-ridden by computer programs written by a good hacker. Independence was desired by the soul, but not offered by the body. Thus death meant a substandard existence, perhaps more painful than non-existence itself.

{Ok I am bored now, to be continued later. I hope this story is interesting for our friends to develop. Theodore Muski, lol.}

Thursday, February 11, 2010

What's with you people?

Why are there no new blogs?

Ok lets start telling a story. Each person gets to add one sentence. Let me start (that's the easy part)

Once upon a time, long long ago, so long ago, nobody knows how long ago, there lived a *hot* and *cold* lioness.

No one likes story telling.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

1st year- Part 1

* For one whole week, Sarkari made me "fly like a bird" whenever I passed his wing. I also heard my first porn story in life when while ragging Sarya et al made some gult tell a story about a dog, a man and his wife. The dog was the lead character, so you can guess, how the story would have gone. I couldn't eat dinner that day.

* I remember how Cycle made us tear tons of newspapers for Green Saarang! I don't know what exactly he did with it, but I believed that time that we were doing something ver very great.

* Tejas used to go on late night walks in the dark streets of insti. The stadium side and all. If you want the girl's name ask Tejas :P

Conversation on LED

2009/2/18 santosh kumar <santosh.ace@gmail.com>
Saalon Hyd me aish maara hoga milke! photoo bhi nahi dikhate!! hadd hai ye to :|
You guys would have enjoyed so much in Hyd. You don't even show the photos. This is the limit!
Aur kuchh log interview dete hain aur batate nahin :|
And some people don't tell about their interviews.
aur baki log kuchh nahi karte aur batate bhi nahi. huh!!
and the rest don't do anything neither do they tell anything.

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:31 AM, rohit setia <setiasgnr@gmail.com> wrote:
le be cycle teri pics ..upload kar di ..
ekdam ..GURU movie ka abhishek bachan ki mafiq pose de raha hai ..
Here are your pics Cycle. You are posing like the lead actor in the movie "Guru."

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 10:03 PM, santosh kumar <santosh.ace@gmail.com> wrote:
Ye teri-meri pics kya hai! kuchh interesting dikhao!
baaki ke pics?
What are these pics? show something interesting. Aren't there other pics?

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:34 AM, rohit setia <setiasgnr@gmail.com> wrote:
abe sehtan dimaag ..chupp kar ..
saala aur kuch hua hi nahi to kahe ki pics dikhao..US mein kaun hai ..tu ya mein..
chup chap ..dhang ki pics to upload kar ..
You naughty mind, don't talk!
brother-in-law, nothing else happened, so what other pics! Who is in US? You or me? You show some "good pics"

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 10:10 PM, santosh kumar <santosh.ace@gmail.com> wrote:
Aaj hi leta hoon kuchh "dhang ke pics" abhi connecting cable nahi hai! kal tak bhejta hoon
I will take some interesting pics today and upload them.

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:40 AM, Animesh Jha <jha.ani@gmail.com> wrote:
arre bhai.. thoda travel diary bhi likho.. kya kiya .. kahan gaye.. Aur agar cycle ne apni ******* interest ke baare mien kuch bataaya, toh woh bhi humaare saath share karo yaar.. Bhai setia.. hum sab kii aankhen tum par tikii hui hain..
write a travel diary. Tell where you went, what you did and all. If Cycle told you about his interest, share that also. All our eyes are on you Setia.
aur yeh saala Gera kahan mar gaya hai aaj kal?? jyaada dance kar raha hai kya?
Where is gera nowadays? Is he dancing around too much?
aur bhai munnu.. pics upload karte waqt humaare pichhle mail waale request kaa bhi dhyaan rakhna..
And Munnu keep my special request in mind while uploading pics.

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:47 AM, santosh kumar <santosh.ace@gmail.com> wrote:
Gera kal dance class nahi aaya! God level maggu ban gaya hai! Bas library jaata hai "padhne" ke liye ya to ghar pe mugte rehta hai!
Gera just mugs all day and goes to library for "studying"
Apni g**** hilata nahi ghar se aur fir rote rehta hai ki mota ho raha hoon :P . Aur maine thoda sa muscle buildup kiya hai. ghar jaake photooo leke bhejta hoon.
Gym me maza aata hai exercise karne me, especially "surroundings ke wajah se".
He doesn't move his a** and complains that he is growing fat. I have developed some muscles after going to gym. Will show pics.
Its fun in Gym, esp with the "beautiful surroundings"

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 10:49 PM, amit gera <amitgeraiitm@gmail.com> wrote:
Abhi sardi ka time hai toh acche pics milna mushkil hai... and moreover munnu se pics :P.. ped paudhe jharne pahad inhi sab ke aane walen hain.. ;)... artist ki nazar hai :D...
Its winter now. Won't get any "good" pics.
@
munnu .. to ek kaam kar next time steam bath lene jaye toh wahan pics le lena :d...
take pics when you go for steam bath next.
@cycle...
apni love life ke bare mein aur bata salle.... kya laga rakha hai !!!!..... ***************** and tere paanv kaise hain mene suna tu "pagal bail" ke sath nange panv kud gaya tha maidan mein :D...
Tell us more about your love life. And tell us how you got that injury on your legs after you jumped into the field with a mad cow.
and regarding my life it has become damn hectic.. i have started doing some research and that plus my teaching assistant work keeps mein busy most of the times... so in a way munnu is right ...I have started coming home late... but then i am enjoying my work thats what is important...
btw whats up with tejas... never heard about his interview!!!!
botter is completely lost somewhere in gujarat ( dry state ) ;)...
arpit and bhatta never really heard from them...

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 12:37 PM, Tejas Kulkarni <tejaskulkarni@gmail.com> wrote:
VIRUS! :(((((((((((((
Tejas is a virus

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:55 AM, santosh kumar <santosh.ace@gmail.com> wrote:
fujacks? fir to teri balle balle ho jayegi.
Kill disk jugaad le :P
Did you get fujacks? Then you are done. Better arrange for kill disk now.

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 10:50 AM, Animesh Jha <jha.ani@gmail.com> wrote:
haan yaar.. yeh botter saala kahan mar gaya?? kabhi kabhi toh woh bhi kuch kuch likh deta hai yahan.. woh kabhi abhi laa de be.. :P
yes, thats true. Btw where did Botter go? He also used to write once in a while.
life toh apni bhi last one week se hectic max chal rahi thee.. overtime fockat mien karna pad raha thaa.. har roz lafter 8 30 only office se nikal paata thaa.. kal toh ultimate ho gaya.. 9 45 ko nikal aur boss se hee lift le kar ghar aana pada..
My life is also extremely hectic. I have a beautiful girl in my office, so don't feel like coming back early. We first met in a lift, and she dropped me at home once.
BTW gera.. ek bande se bike par lift ke liye bola toh 1st line he asked me.. R u the scary type?? I answered.. nahi main Gera ke saath kayee baar baithaa hun Bike par.. :D
And when I ask lift from guys, I always ensure that they are the Gera type (if you know what I mean). I have sat with gera many times

2009/2/20 Vishal Mahindrakar <vishal47@gmail.com>
main kahin nahi mara .. abhi zinda hoon!! office timings bahut bigad gayi hain meri.. have to slog from 6 in the morning to 5-6 types..bas yahin soch ke waqt bita leta hoon ki office hours ke baad ache hours shuru ho jaege.. lekin in dono ke beech meri sone ki waat lagi hui hain..
(I am not dead, still alive. My office timings are bad. Have to slog from 6 in morning till evening. I just wait for the evening for it to end. After office hours I hang out with a girl at the local restaurant or we cook dinner together and eat.)
@tejas
even i am curious to know abt ur interview..
@munnu
saala commited hoke bhi itna bada tharki hain.. sudhar jaa lekin ache contacts banaye rakhna taaki kabhi wahan aaon toh kaam ko aaye ;) ..
(brother, you have become so disciplined after getting commited. I wish I could change myself. I have contacts with few beautiful girls and am trying to be commited like you)
@BJ
yeh toh generally ladkiyon ke saath kiya jaata hain taaki woh chipak ke baithe ;) .. mujhe nahi pata tha tumhare itne 'karib dost' hain :P
This bike thing is generally done with girls so that they sit close to you.

On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 10:50 AM, Animesh Jha <jha.ani@gmail.com> wrote:
@Botter
Agar aise bike chalaane waalon ke saath tujhe ek baar bithaa duun.. saari bakwaas band ho jayegi teri... saala highway par road rash type drive karte hain..
(If I make you sit down with someone who rides a bike like this, all your crap will stop..... brother-in-law, drives as if he's playing road rash on a highway)